Sexy bikinis are like tropical storms… They require their own ranking system to describe how dangerously naughty you’ll look when you wear them!
Naturally, in your Microminimus Hurricane Bikini you’ll earn the “maximum intensity” label.‘Cause you’ll be able to knock the wind out of anybody just by walking past them!
So before you put on this devastatingly sultry bikini… Be sure to issue an official hurricane warning. 😉
