They can try all they want… But no one will ever be fully prepared for the sight of you in your Microminimus Cyclone Bikini. Sure, you can explain the daring combination of 2 see-through fabrics or the naughty y-back in great detail… (And no doubt they’ll spend quite a bit of time picturing how sexy you’ll look!)
It’ll be no use though. Anyone who sees you in this naughty bikini will look (and feel) totally thunderstruck… every single time! Now you know why it’s called the Cyclone Bikini.
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